Molly

All good pirates listen to their mom

[m @msshisan]

💘

[Molly @At_Mully]

@EMlLYDOVER Definitely has prince charming's nose

[em @EMlLYDOVER]

vegans are dirty they sleep in the dirt

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

why did i cry

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

wheres my fuckin son

[ryley @sicknessofeden]

You’re 25, please stop posting about how 2019 is gonna be “your year” when we all know you’re not consciously changing anything and will be tweeting about how much the year sucked this time next year.

[Roisin Agnew @Roisin_Agnew]

If you know a sad 10 yo boy who’s missing his Goosebumps collection and was on the Holyhead-Dublin ferry last night will you tell him I have his suitcase and could I get mine back with all my clothes in it please?

[Regular Frog @FrogCroakley]

♬ He's boiling an egg ♬
♬ He's boiling it twice ♬
♬ He's boiled it again ♬
♬ He's losing his mind ♬
♬ Santa Claus is repeatedly boiling an egg ♬

[Aaron Vallely @Vallmeister]

This is brilliant.

Jedward made this video in Dublin's High Court, where they were being sued in a €625k suit https://t.co/BjKmSlYU15

[nwaneri fan account @aratlapatate]

This will never get old

[❤️ @shawnIovebot]

i wish i could stop thinking about this

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Sad, sad day. Rest In Power, Uncle Stan. You have made the world a better place through the power of modern mythology and your love of this messy business of being human...