One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me.
I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter.
I was raped.
I will be writing a book about it.
"How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"
I hate that every time I suit up as a Green Lantern, instead of getting called "hero" or "man of the people", I start hearing abominations like "corper", "corper wee", and "omo ijoba".
Lmfaoooo e be like dem roll out some boys recently wey their job for twitter na to instill trust issues for men mind.
The real “ur mind no go touch ground”😂
We will get back to you shortly Grand children of Kunta Kinte as soon as we're done with those HIV infested illiterate Xenophobes at the anus of Africa.