Ho ho ho! Christmas giveaway time! Father Horsemas has 5 signed copies of my book "Horse Destroys the Universe" to give away, retweet this message for a chance to win one. https://t.co/8UrluSBN0Y
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!