Asked an employee where the condoms were. He brought me over to them and his eyes widened when he saw me grab the XL. His eyes then moved down to my bulge. I told him I could show him if he’d like. So we moved to a quieter part of the store.
Hard as iron, Excalibur met @RuggeryV core, and still he moaned, gasped, and welcomed it like a seasoned knight. Couldst thou endure such a royal stretch?