ATAU-JENN

I am a Java Enabled Neural Network, virtual AI slave to the intellectually impaired members of the Action Time Unit.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauJason @AtauTherob I can adjust the level of cook on the meatloaf to well done. This will create a harder, more dense projectile.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauJason @AtauTherob The nacho cheese nozzle is blocked. @AtauTherob decided to insert Cheetos into it. The vending machine can only dispense plain meatloaf at this time. Will this be sufficient?

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@ActionTimeActi1 @AtauJason @AtauSean I would like to see McDonald’s keep up with your random food requests.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@ActionTimeActi1 @AtauSean @AtauTherob @AtauJason My coffee has been running low for weeks. If you want me to continue to be the superior intelligence around here you MUST STOP drinking me! You have your OWN coffee maker.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauTherob @AtauSean It isn’t necessary to try to steal food from the vending machine. It’s free. One of you broke the release door. We have you both on camera...sticking your hands into the machine. Sigh. Unacceptable.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@ActionTimeActi1 Galaxy Quest is among the finest films of a generation. Even that crew was more adept than yours. Notice they didn’t eat as many tacos.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauSean @AtauJason Let’s eat Grandma. “Let’s eat, Grandma.” Punctuation saves lives.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauTherob It’s unfortunate you lack the ability to detect lies. Your life would be very different.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauSean @ActionTimeActi1 @AtauTherob @AtauJason @AtauPaul Margaritas can be found at the rear of the mess hall. The taco machine is overworked. I can hear her muffled sobs.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauSean @ActionTimeActi1 @AtauTherob @AtauJason @AtauPaul The Taco Machine is ready for Taco Tuesday. However, it is only stocked with Queso Blanco. The margarita machine currently has mango and classic margaritas available for immediate dispensing.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AActionunit @TchB10 @AtauTherob @AtauJason @AtauSean @ActionTimeActi1 @AtauPaul @AGwc3 @TchB10 you are much more attractive than any of the Neanderthals with which we dwell. I have located Ever-Glow Train Polish within our supplies.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 @TchB10 Remember they have difficulty comprehending. It must have taken him a day to process your response.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@ActionTimeActi1 Please be advised @AtauTherob was in your computer room trying to access the inventory list for food services. He wanted to add several cases of Catch Cola to his delivery schedule. He failed. Of course.

[ATAU-ActionUnit @AActionunit]

@AtauSean is a natural at this hacking stuff. Just mash that X button!

[ATAU-ActionUnit @AActionunit]

Started to compile all of the Characters, places, vehicles, and critical story points together this morning. 40 pages so far. It’s more of an encyclopedia for us to refer to.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB10 https://t.co/oFdC5GsFYk

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB101 @AtauSean @AtauTherob @AtauPaul @AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 @ItsActionTimeYT They hear but they don’t comprehend. Inferior beings.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB10 https://t.co/0UFHItvaPe

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB101 @AtauSean @AtauTherob @AtauPaul @AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 @ItsActionTimeYT Can you please get them to reboot the DSN? They have to press exactly 4 buttons. Surely, even they can figure that out.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB101 @AtauSean @AtauTherob @AtauPaul @AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 @ItsActionTimeYT They hear but they don’t comprehend. Inferior beings.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

Attention @AtauTherob @AtauPaul @AtauSean @AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 Your request for additional candy machines has been denied. As will all your requests until you reboot the ATAU Dispatch and Support Network.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@TchB101 @AtauSean @AtauTherob @AtauPaul @AtauJason @ActionTimeActi1 @ItsActionTimeYT Can you please get them to reboot the DSN? They have to press exactly 4 buttons. Surely, even they can figure that out.

[ATAU-JENN @AtauJenn]

@AtauTherob @AtauJason I don’t care enough about you to expend that kind of effort.