தமிழக அரசின் கவனக்குறைவால், அரசு மருத்துவமனையின் அலட்சியத்தால் பறிபோன இளைஞனின் உயிர்...😭 (01/11/2024)
அரசு மருத்துவமனைகள் ஏழை மக்களின் உயிரைக் காக்கவா?? அல்லது உயிரை பறிக்கவா ?? 🤔
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தனி மனிதனாக சாதித்த #நிமல்ராஜ்_ராகவன்.
ராமநாதபுரம் மாவட்டம் தண்ணீர் இல்லாத மாவட்டம் அல்ல தண்ணீர் சேமிக்காத மாவட்டம்.!
ஒரு தனி மனிதனால் இவ்வளவு சாதிக்க முடியும் என்றால் இத்தனை ஆண்டு காலமாக ஆட்சி அதிகாரத்தில் இருக்கும் இந்த ஆட்சியாளர்கள் என்ன மயிரையா புடுங்கிட்டு இருந்தாங்க.??
An Indian left his job in India and joined as a salesman in a big departmental store in Canada !!
On the first day, the Indian worked with full josh.
At 6 pm.....
Boss :- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?"
Indian : "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call."
Boss : "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale?"
Indian : "$93300....!"
Boss : "What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that?"
Indian : "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..."
"Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...."
"Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat."
"When he said the boat won't come in his Volkswagen, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat."
"And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent."
"And then he took groceries worth $200 and 2 cases of beer....!"
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???"
Indian : "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing' is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"
Boss : "Where did you work before ???"
Indian : "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any 'Minor Complaint', we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc."
Boss : "Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training."
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