Jordan A.

Doesn't litter. Always puts shopping cart away. Uses turn signal.

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@Dalton_K That game was nuts

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@KwinnWilcox I’m reporting this to the AP authorities. Enjoy three more years of college, Quinn

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@Mo_Apple @brownandbella A high school might have a hundred teachers but has 2,000 or more students. The issue is scale and access. The access and scale is sustainable for teachers to do it because there are fewer and they are employed professional adults.

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@drnifkin We can go for a walk, and you can kiss me on the veranda
Dusty: the lips will be fine

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@rachelmillman That show featured the only scene I can remember where I audibly gasped. (Where a drugged Mason Verger is convinced to cut off his own nose and eat it). I was stunned it was on network tv. S-tier show. Loved every second.

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@First4Figures @RareLtd BRRRRRING ME MORE SWEET CORN!

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@joshcarlosjosh Uh, I guess I MUSTER THE ROHIRIM

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@hotdogsladies @MichaelChernus Cool Rick

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@IwriteOK That Starship Troopers scene featured Goo McClanahan I’m so sorry

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@Dalton_K Lol

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@superlameballs HANDS

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@MediumSizeMeech Re: this scene—am I crazy or were they talking about Prometheus?

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#TheBear s2e7 “Forks” at the end of the Taylor Swift montage of Richie celebrating, my wife caught the faceless woman statue Richie talked about in an earlier episode. Love this show.

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@StevenWallaby The line that never fails to get me in Grand Budapest is at the end of the prison break scene when they emerge from the sewer and meet Zero, Gustave introduces the gang and ends with the throwaway line “Gunther was slain in the catacombs.”

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@hotdogsladies That one egg was forty eggs?

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@_Caws_ @Joshstrangehill The best part of that scene is the goon adjusting his tie before closing the door. The best part of the whole gag is in the next scene when burns apologizes and says he hopes that his hired goons weren’t too rough on him—and Homer *still* doesn’t understand.

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@leftnotracks @hotdogsladies Bullseye!

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@Dalton_K I got an unsolicited lawn compliment from a neighborhood rando and also ascended

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@kimberly_hawks So, playing it like twice then?

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@Dalton_K @NFLDraft Her qb needs to look you off