Onnnnnn the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
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“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by “I ‘spose”
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options