Andy Collins

[Paul O’Brien @Paul_L_OBrien]

I walked outside to get the mail today. When I came back in, my 89 year old mom, who has Alzheimer’s looked at me and asked, “Are you my son?”

I smiled and said “Yes. Are you my mother?”

She smiled, and said “That was the
name of your favorite book when you were really young.”

We used to read “Are You My Mother” back in the mid 1970s.

Alzheimer’s is full of surprises.

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@Milajoy The worst. ANG Puke. REMF

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@Zack_magaig Draft dodging liar

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@EastEndJoe Doubt it

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@Gianl1974 Ho

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@harrypotte3wte Shit his pants

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@LucasSa56947288 Dumbass. Go back to Canada.

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@miracles7k Good God. The box office!

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@tansuoflz Yum

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@AnnieForTruth Can't wait

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@snowyxq1 Fuel

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@lilyavsq Opening c rations

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@explorebeauty12 Cigar clipper

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@AMERICANLEmvg Go back to Jr. High school

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@Thinkreply01 Bug sprayer

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@EricLDaugh Morons

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@AdamKinzinger Huge pussy. Draft dodging liar. Loser. Nuff said

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@DougWahl1 What do you expect.

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@explorebeauty12 6968

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@ronsterd89 A brain and a sense of humor.