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[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

You’re so stupid . The Croatian government is giving grants as high as €10,000 to individuals yearly! Tax refunds as high as €1,000 once a year

Your government is giving you less than €60 to start akara business .

You’re a very stupid girl . Olodo oshi

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I'm not an agent of doom, but it looks like it wants to rain again. The weather has changed.

If you are selling akara and kulikuli, you might want to work remotely tomorrow.

[EasyDesigner @iamkadirii]

Update!!!

NRS is recruiting underground, if you know somebody that knows somebody that knows another person that knows somebody.

Don’t be like me that I was just applying blindly

Pay them a visit. Before you hear closed.

[jadwah🌹 @_AyshaMaigiwa]

Me listening to my nepo friends complain that they’ve run out of pages in their international passport.

[Nans @nansbello]

Rarara. To discuss security, unity, and national development.
RARARA. TO DISCUSS SECURITY??? UNITY???? NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT??????????

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

UAE acquiring a gold mine in your country is actually a terrifying news.

[Somboy @offixialSomboy]

You cannot reconcile with people who are not honest about how they mishandled you

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

In your mother's poverty, she sold akara to give you an education. You work with the Presidency in 2026, but your brain has atrophied from lack of use.

Instead of implementing policies that give the Nigerian child a better childhood than you had, you are asking people to fry akara in 2026 and return to your mother's poverty.

[Duniyar Hausawa @HausaTrends]

Northern Nigeria ina zaki damu :(

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

people are driving big cars, building houses, and living their best life, I pray we join the list soon

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Getting your hair washed by someone else feels sooo much better than washing it yourself.

[Hafeezah ❤️ @Atilolahafeezah]

A company in Abuja just celebrated its 7th anniversary, and the owner gifted 15 brand new cars to 15 staff members. Levels dey this 9–5 thing o 😂❤️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Una sure say que sera go still sera?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

hungry for success but if i see jollof rice now i go chop

[JUNE18th_♊ @Dayjaaaaaaa_]

I think the best feeling is when God reveals the "why" later on after you didn't understand what was happening..

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You ever been broke but God still supplied your every need ?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When your bank account is screaming poverty but your vibes are still luxury

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Have you ever stayed silent because explaining felt pointless?