Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海

【】 Tʜᴇ Gʀᴇᴀᴛ Sᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ 【】

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"Aᴛʜᴀɪʀ Gᴏʀᴍ."
Bʟᴜᴇ Fᴀᴛʜᴇʀ

|﹕ Mᴇɪᴋᴀɪ﹐ Fᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ Wᴀᴅᴀɴᴏʜᴀʀᴀ
|﹕ Gᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Bʟᴜᴇ Sᴇᴀ
|﹕ Sᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ ᴏғ Sᴇᴀ ᴀɴᴅ Sᴛᴏʀᴍꜱ
|﹕ Hᴇᴀᴠɪʟʏ Hᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ
|﹕ Iᴛꜱ Sᴇᴏ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

//I'm never getting rid of this account am I

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

//I JUST WANTED TO SHITPOST

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

Pumps shotgun

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

From the heavens.

A lightning strike.

Talk shit get hit.

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

Remember, Simba...

Who you are

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

I mean

Dead wizard noises

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

B E G O N E

T H O T

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"I forgive you."

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

I thought you got out of your wanting to eat me phase

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

Squints.

Raising staff.

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"Five.

Four.

Three...."

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"Old."

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"Old, shut up please."

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

I'm pretty sure I already gave you a chance.

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

//Yes

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

//You do not have my permission to die

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"Hello my child!"

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

"....?"

[Ｍｅｉｋａｉ || 溟海 @AthairGorm]

Gonna smack a bitch