Athena Avalos

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Book Nerd 📚
Introvert | Weirdo | 26
“You can judge a man’s true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.” -Paul McCartney

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@thesvbstance @DoorDash I’m on break rn at work and just used this on my coworkers once I read it! 🤣😭 OMG!

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I kept this a secret for a while, but I thought I’d share now since it has officially been posted! I’ve been credited in the “The Thing” (1982) expanded doc per my contribution as a fan!
Thank you! 🎥 @thingexpanded

https://t.co/7u21hicEkG

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Thanks for a great show last night! 🤩 @ringostarrmusic ✌️☮️😎

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@radthunderblade @PicturesFoIder I remember when you did that! 😂

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See you guys in December! 😎 @Aerosmith

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@radthunderblade omg I just saw this! I havent checked my notifications in months 😂 but thank you! 😭🥹

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I finally have my driver’s license, a stable job, and Halloween is coming up. Life is good! 😊

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Just bought a ticket to see @ringostarrmusic !! See you in June, Ringo!🤩✌️

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#RuinAChristmasMovie

In “Home Alone 2,” Kevin’s mom slaps Pennywise (Tim Curry) 🤣🤡

Hannibal Lecter is the voice of the narrator in “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” (referring to Sir Anthony Hopkins)

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Watched #TheFather starring Anthony Hopkins for the first time yesterday and damn, that last scene was heart wrenching 😭💔

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Art really took “Just The Tip” literally 🤡 🔪

Was NOT expecting that!

@TerrifierFilm @damienleone

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Just finished watching the #Terrifier2 and then ate a plate of nachos right afterwards 🤡

I’m officially a psychopath.

@TerrifierFilm @damienleone

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Commercial on tv: “Is it too early to celebrate Halloween?”

My mom: “It’s never too early to start celebrating Halloween, motherf*ckers!”

Lol love my mom 😂❤️

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#FirstDayOfFall2022 Not me and my mom binge watching all 10 episodes of the new Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix last night and finishing the whole thing at 2am this morning 🫢

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Today I was asked to be the maid of honor for a friend’s wedding... and I accepted! 🥺 I was also given a writing opportunity and chosen by someone as a recommendation along with 4 others to write a pardon letter to the governor! Feeling super grateful! 😊

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I saw a man yesterday wearing a shirt that said, “Kinda fit, kinda fat” and I was like, “Same” 😂

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#MondayMood

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I found out this afternoon from Ruby Rose’s Instagram story that she was in Ventura yesterday and I missed it! 😭😤

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Someone is playing “Here Comes The Sun” outside my window! ☀️😭 Happy Birthday, Paul! @PaulMcCartney @GeorgeHarrison

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someone’s username on YouTube is “Anxious But Still Alive” and I’m like “same”