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@JonahDispatch Kansas City

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@schmook @HamHock42 NO. Absolutely not.

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@Xenometic @RyanAFournier “Is this the right medicine?”
“Yes, that is the right medicine.”
“… we just paralyzed several people.”
“You’re right, that was the wrong medicine.”

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@ClassicXMen The coat was terrible, and the kick action broke so he could only have his leg sticking out… but it was still gambit, and therefore, cool.

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@Guardians_Bane Later, I discovered Kent Hovind, and his arguments (and his persona) were so insultingly stupid that I had to take another look at creationism.

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@Guardians_Bane I was at Covenant College, sitting around having a late night theological discussion, and someone asked me “do you really think Job and his friends sat around speaking in perfect Hebrew Poetry?” …no. I did not.

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@TheUbermensch_3 @CreationMuseum Just to be picky, it’s 2500-3000 years old. Paleo Hebrew first emerges as a language about then.

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@AiG Yep, all empirical science is a conspiracy to attack god. 🫩

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@xonphused Because it was not known by the authors that earth is a planet.

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@SpaceKoala Is that what that is? I always wondered about that shake there. It really is remarkable.

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@realmikolson I have no words to communicate to truly too late it is.

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@Syndicate Yes, definitely go around asking for a sachet at McDonald’s.

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How is this a real person? How?? He’s a parody of a cartoon of a satire!

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

If we can change the name of the "Gulf of Mexico" to the "Gulf of America", wouldn't it be nice if the "Strait of Hormuz" was changed to the "Strait of America"? America first.

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@VictorLifting @ArillyVT @SleepyShroom1e Same with Mjolnir.

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@MemeOfSteel_ I’m second guessing myself, but I think it is about where Reed sent Galactus.

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@JosiahHawthorne This one is satire. I’m 87% sure…

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@God_Questioner Depends on which kind of Christianity, maybe? The kind I grew up with: young earth, global flood, pillar of salt, infallible Bible, “character counts”, republicans = good… that’s deader than disco.

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@God_Questioner Dudes with wings

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@kevinharmon1984 @JenResistedAGN There is a lot of sunlight between “preached righteousness” ambiguously, and “they were offered a place on the ark, and it was their fault for not taking it.” That passage is about how god Did Not have mercy.

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@GenXApocalypse @JenResistedAGN If they were already infertile, there was no point in drowning them all.