Maryam

Pro Jimmy Anderson propaganda

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Saw this post as the 11am tea alarm went off, opened the window cos it was getting a bit warm only to have a police officer hammer down the door down and demand I call for a bacon ban

[Hope X @Xmusknewsx]

Muslims in the UK are calling for a BAN of people eating Bacon in public during Praying hours.

They argue that seeing people eating Bacon is untidy to their faith.

What's your message to them?

[Ronnie Hotdogs ⭐ @TonyHibberto]

@badwool9 I think some people have a genuine addiction to getting upset about stuff. To the point they they don't care if it's made up or they have to make it up themselves. You see it on here all the time. Miserable.

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

JUST IN: England name their XI for the second Test against New Zealand at The Oval 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Jordan Cox and Sonny Baker are set to make their Test debuts, with England making four changes from the Lord's Test.

IN: Cox, Archer, Fisher, Baker
OUT: Stokes, Robinson, Atkinson, Bashir

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Might be my fault that one, oops.

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Fatima Sana could do the funniest thing ever

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Fatima Sana could do the funniest thing ever

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

BBC comments section on the Stokes returns to Durham article

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

If this was AFCON …

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

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[Stephan Shemilt @stephanshemilt]

Is there a curfew???

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

We either win the whole thing or we're crashing out in the group stage

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MikeHull84]

@englandcricket

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Well, well, well

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

A look at England's squad for the next Test against New Zealand as Joe Root takes on the captaincy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

I’m not sure Geoffrey Boycott is the best person to be commenting on behaviour away from the cricket pitch if I’m honest…

[Abhishek Mukherjee @ovshake42]

>> Can you guess a bowler who Bowled 30,000+ balls in test without Bowled a no ball ?

For years, this used to have a 5-part answer - Gibbs, Lillee, Imran, Kapil, and Botham. Funnily, ALL OF THEM have bowled no-balls.

Kapil bowled one in his first spell. The video is online.

[Dial Square @ConceptArsenal]

@downatfineleg But we all know where Steve Smith is at night: practising his batting technique maniacally in front of a hotel mirror.

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Taskmaster is such an easy show to accidentally binge (I do it every season)

[Will 🚾🏆 @ohlookitswill_]

@127J_H Dunno, if your sibling throws pasta on the floor and your mum makes it very clear that no more pasta can be thrown on the floor and then after that you deliberately and clearly throw pasta on the floor you don't really have the comparison to make

[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

They should keep Stokes on as captain because the alternatives are way more embarrassing

[Telegraph Cricket @TeleCricket]

Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson are being investigated by the ECB after “a breach of team protocols” in a nightclub following the First Test against New Zealand

Both players were out until the early hours of Monday. @willis_macp reports ⤵️
https://t.co/AFOjy9o0v1

[Zeteo UK @zeteouk]

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[Maryam @Athlemophobia]

Anyway, nice to see the opposition drop catches for a change

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

Two New Zealand fielders... four drops.

Some of these were VERY catchable 😬