Athlete Retweet

Retweets of current and former athletes who are verified on twitter. Unintentional comedy.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Or maybe the Boston red sox signed me? U never know where I will end up tommorow. I'm full of surprises. More surprises?

[C.J. Watson @Quietstorm_32]

Bout to get surgery performed on my feet aka a pedicure lol

[Terrence Twill williams 55 @TheRealTWill]

If=IF you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you; if you can trust yourself when all doubt you..whoop

[Jensen Lewis @JLEWFifty]

Just gonna say it, Mila Kunis in "Friends With Benefits" is an absolute smokeshow.. #SheGotIt #SheDoinIt

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

More sweeping and mopping. This dog doo doos like a grown man

[Athlete Retweet @AthleteRetweet]

@frankfeldhaus this tweet was funny the first time I read it three days ago when @yoyoha tweeted it

[DeJuan Blair @DeJuan45]

GOODMORNING!!!!?

[Al-Farouq Aminu @farouq1]

What happen in the fight Fill me in

[James Stewart @js7]

Pretty fun that some of u are talking like I fault tonight lol. I said what I had to say, the fight was a bummer & I paid 70$ 4 a talk show

[INDIANA GEORGE HILL @George_Hill3]

So all y'all cant tell me if someone head butted u on person ur gonna hug #GetOuttaHere

[Bobby McCray Jr. @bobbymccray]

Listen good. Any PAC-Man fans tweeting me talking dirty about the homie @FloydMayweather!!!!!! Your getting block.. #agressivemode

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

Mayweather look like Ronnie from Jersey Shore season 1 #sleeponthepavement

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

In the words of the Great Mark Jackson.."Hands down-Man down..MaMa there goes that Man..#Mayweather

[James Stewart @js7]

Wow this announcer guy is a punk. Tell me something, how can a announcer say he wish he was younger so he can kick ur ass? Real professional

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Dear pay-per-view, can I get some of my money back please?

[Jason Thompson @jtthekid]

Wow. HBO Interviews r Goin Kraziiii

[Rudy Gay @RudyGay]

This the funniest tv I've ever seen!

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Hahaha man they going crazy out Vegas..Floyd crazy hahhaha

[Jared Dudley @JaredDudley619]

Let's me hear yall say He Cheated Right?!!!!!

[Josh Childress @JChillin]

Maaaaaaaaaan that fight seems like it was rigged. Wow. U can't be serious!!!!