Athlete Issues

All your Athletic Problems humorized and brought to the table. Contact: [email protected]

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

When your coach lets you leave practice early... #JustKidding #ThatNeverHappens

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Took a ice-bath today. The trainer wouldn't let me do it naked cause there was a girl in the room... #SoWhat #ItWillShrinkAnyways

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No, my gear actually smells pretty good...

[Soccer Wonka @Soccer_Wonka]

I bet the ladies at the nail salon love my sexy soccer feet.

[The Soccer Wonka @Wonka_Soccer]

Your dad is screaming at you from the sidelines? He must be so proud of you.

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Damn...my coach NEVER cancels practice when it rains...

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Excuse me, but this locker is not big enough to hold all my sports crap...

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Thinking, "Damn, that kids huge. He's gotta be a boss" but then he talks and he sounds like a 4 year old.

[DeAirus Whitney M.A. @Coach_DWhitney]

@AthleticIssues When your playing a team with a HUGE player and you think he's about to crush you, when you realize, He doesn't even start..

[DeAirus Whitney M.A. @Coach_DWhitney]

@AthleticIssues When you wake up at 6 and your mom asks u what u want for breakfast and u don't care because your gonna throw it up anyway.

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Dear Coach,

I know what I am doing, so please...SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Love,
Your Athlete

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Pasta Parties.. :) #GimmeSum

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Coach, I'd rather change and shower when you are OUTSIDE the locker rooms... #Uncomfortable

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Dear Coach, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but yell at me one more time...

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Tried working out today...I guess I'm just so strong I blew everyone away...cause I was getting weird looks.

[Athlete Issues @AthleticIssues]

Dropped the bowling ball on my foot today. #BowlingProblems