I woke up this morning and decided I wanted tacos for breakfast... so I had tacos for breakfast.
And that, kids, is the only benefit to being an adult.
@_blackbyluck “This is not cool. Everybody been frying him” yea but yall were making 10-tweet think pieces about Lizzo being fat but for this guy yall are so casual abt it.
And that's it. Mystery solved. Too late to matter now, of course, but don't ever say nobody explained it to you or that it's complicated. It's easy.
You're just, as I said, dumb as shit.
Here endeth the lesson.
9. You could stop all this by stopping capitalists from doing whatever they want, but you think you're going to be one too someday, so you vote for people who let them do it. And then you're surprised when they do and it fucks you over, because you're dumb as shit.
6. But you hate this thing you don't know what it is because the guy who owns the newspaper said it was evil. You hate lots of things you don't understand or that has nothing to do with you, like other people's sex lives. So anyone who hates what you hate, you'll vote for.