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[Gllo @Atigllo]

Its always a good time doing the hero-ing and changing. #Schoolof5🖐
#Superschoolof5🖐
@UnileverEA
@LifebuoyKE
@Heroes4ChangeKe

[Ice Universe @UniverseIce]

To be honest, the Galaxy Z Fold 8 has been killed by the iPhone Duo

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Certo, retiro todas as minhas críticas ao iPhone Duo, a Apple criou o que pode ser a maior tecnologia de salvar relacionamentos do século. Isso aqui vai evitar tantas brigas kkkkkkkkkkkk

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Time ya kibaki hiyo $1999 tunge multiply tu by 100.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“people bully you at work because they’re a loser when they clock out” is the realest shit i ever heard

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Well…….

[Streetwise kamah @KamahStreetwise]

Boiz wetu aliwahi internship huko KPA ametukol anatushow tuwatch news za @citizentvkenya alafu jamaa inapitapita huko nyuma ya news
Citizen wanafanyia news huko KPA😂😂
Jamaa imenice ajab, the inner boy in him is super happy

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

For those who are wondering what the big deal is, if there is a flight whose date is 8th September 1am, it means you go to the airport on 7th September at 9pm

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

If there's a sitting politician who is heavily vested in our education system, ni huyo msee. Closely followed by that Kisii senator

He has kids all the way from baby class to University.

He is well aware of where the shoe is pinching 😂😂😂😂

[Sandy @sandy_carter]

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the work is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the situation, handling egos, receiving vague feedback, and not responding to emails with your true thoughts.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

These kids are 14 years apart… her little brother kept interrupting her who is trying to complete a video assignment… she hid in the basement to finish it… he still found her 🤣 and apparently himself 🤣

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“My dad had been trying to strike a deal with the World Bank president for years but couldn’t meet him. I met him at a hotel after performing at the World Cup, so I immediately called my dad on video, and they made a deal.”

— Davido

[Curto wick @kienileaves]

Me at the border when my Burundian barber tries to leave(nataka anieleze kama ni Ruto alimleta Nairobi ama ni kazi):

[NOBODY @Steve_Kyallo]

Mom : Don’t talk to strangers
Them: Mimi ni Sifuna
Me

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

Samsung camera works best when the phone is new.

After a month it turns into a regular android camera.

[Oscar @makupa_]

Hakuna watu entitled kama next of kin wa Netflix. Nimepigiwa simu no hi no nothing, just “nisomee hiyo OTP”

[Nickyy 😔 @Replay_remix]

they lied to us about Samsung phones 🤯

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

Idk how my friend thought she could come to brunch wearing a wrap dress, order sweet tea instead of her usual mojito, and order her steak well-done instead of her usual medium rare and I wouldn’t suspect she was pregnant. Girl I know you! Lmao.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

I used iPhone 17 Pro Max for a brief period before switching to Samsung S26 Ultra.

S26U is just miles ahead bro. The only win in the 17PM is the video mode.

Bro, I copied a text in my other Samsung phone, got a notification in the S26U to paste it in. I wept😭