Jokes that are haram in islam!
1. Jokes about skin color.
- (Surah Al Hujurat 49:13)
2. Jokes about Height.
- (Surah Al Hujurat 49:11)
3. Jokes about Religion.
- (Surah Al Tawbah 9:65-66)
4. Jokes about death.
- (Sahih Al Bukhari 1393)
5. Mocking or insulting people
- (Surah Al Hujurat 49:11)
6. Scaring people as a prank
- (Abu Dawud 5004)
7. Offensive nicknames
- (Surah Al Hujurat 49:11)
"Yang, boleh tak awak makeup dalam kereta je?"
I did not answer... Bcs I did not want to feel rushed. I don't wear makeup that often anyway so when I do, I want to do it well. Sometimes it's the only thing that makes me feel like a lady after being a mom 24/7.
A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂
Sebelum kahwin kan i pernah cakap dengan suami ada 2 benda je boleh triggered i jadi singa –
1. Semua benda tak tahu
2. Semua nak kena suruh
Tak tahu cemana pun, cuba dulu jangan terus cakap tak tahu. So now kami kalau tak tahu terus “takpe kita cuba dulu” & buat je dulu. Cuba.
Jodi speaks out for men who keep their emotions bottled up instead of expressing them
���It’s hard being a woman, obviously, and it’s hard being a man too. Imagine how difficult it must be to suppress your emotions. I have empathy for men because when I ask a man how he’s doing, compared to women, they often say ‘I don’t know’ and never really open up because they feel like they’re not allowed to.”
My husband kissed me before leaving for work this morning & left the room. I heard the sound of his car driving off. Less than 3 minutes later, I heard the car return. Since he has his spare keys, I stayed in bed. He came back into the room and asked
"Darling, are you okay? Do you really know how much I love you?" He continued, "Do you feel like I care? Do I treat you the way you want to be treated as my wife?"…
nothing can beat raya terkejut 2022. even if we raya jumaat this year, it wont be 'terkejut' since we're already half expecting that. but 2022? it was craaazy. since then everyone is now at least aware of how close raya can fall between two dates using the rukyah & hisab method.
Waalaikumussalam
Balik rumah mak bukan kewajipan utama lepas kahwin. Kawajipan utama adalah nafkah anak-anak dan isteri.
Rajin betul tiap minggu balik, kalau sebulan sekali pun dah memadai.
Wallahua’lam