Owen Atkinson

I primarily write dark fantasy and spec fic with a bit of gallows humour thrown in. I have two fluffy cats who only occasionally sit on my keyboard.

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I accidentally wished my mum a happy #MothersDay a full six days early because apparently I exist outside of time and space.

[Owen Atkinson @AtkinsonAuthor]

Lots of places in #Australia have nicknames. For example, Brisbane is Brissy or Bris Vegas, Tingalpa is Tingers, Melbourne is Overpriced and Sydney is Overrated.

[Owen Atkinson @AtkinsonAuthor]

I found a book where every page is filled with the irises of people's eyes. It's a colour ring book.

#puns

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@richardmpalin @e8chin I've heard of padding but this is ridiculous.

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Blog post with my latest paragraph! :D https://t.co/kwRUxyf6lv

#western #horror

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Nigh (2 of 2)
But we aren't ready!
We plead unto its heart
No one ever is, it shrugs
When grand adventures start.

It checks a pocket hourglass
The End says, Well I'm nigh.
Order your affairs and quick,
It's time to say goodbye.

#poetry #Death

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Nigh (1 of 2)
Of course the End is coming
We ushered it right in
Let it put its feet up
And served it shots of gin

We knew it was approaching
We paved the way with gold
Yet somehow we thought it would wait
Until our kids were old

#poetry #Death

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@dreaminunicorn1 Blood Bounty: Wanted Dead But Alive is the first in my weird west novella series about an undead bounty hunter seeking justice and trying to make sense of his cursed existence. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Blog party! Everybody's invited. :D https://t.co/BU24jNjV3a

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Hey y'all, I just wrote my first blog post on Goodreads! I think it's pretty funny and bet you will enjoy it.

Follow me for more shenanigans!

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Them: Do you have any dietary requirements?
Me: I can eat everything, and I will
#food

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Anchors, the handbrake of the sea. #seaofthieves

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@RebeccaPapin @writing_ie So you're saying I still have to actually write? :P

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My friend & I just ordered a bunch of appetizers and the waitress literally said "that should be more than enough" lmao well I never

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@kelseyquick_ I need to know the ending before I get too far in, otherwise I don't know where I'm going.

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@Write_Like_Mad Compromise: they slurp.