Garby

fix your hearts or die

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Call me Compo the way I gnaw her batty

[Garby @Atlantis252]

@tanglefoot_tony

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Colleague has just gone for a big toilet and I just remembered the water is off so he won't be able to flush

[Jenny 🌺 @G0AwayHeat]

All the kids’ favorites are here: Luigi, Mario, Bowser, Prostitute, Toad.

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Where now for man raised by puffins?

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Got a picture of Jerry looking kinda shneebly

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Just heard your boyfriend's Ali G impression

[Garby @Atlantis252]

The nights start drawing in in a few weeks

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

View from the bed

[Indiee @1ndieeCisive]

How it feels when the soda burp comes out ur nose

[Garby @Atlantis252]

@felicefan Bermuda in the 60s must've been pretty cool.

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Colleague thought 'coloured' was the politically correct term

[Garby @Atlantis252]

@felicefan I think a lot of people's dads do

[Garby @Atlantis252]

@Robat39 I'm still living in the '90s

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Was in clinic earlier and the physio went to get Bluey for a kid, which confused me because I thought she meant a hardcore pornography DVD. Turns out it's a cartoon dog.

[hunter @3gpmh]

pulled her panties down and had to solve a reCAPTCHA

[Garby @Atlantis252]

@iBrowsie The state of him... I'm surprised he knew where he was.
He looked like Skinny Pete

[Garby @Atlantis252]

The guy behind me at the till has two ankle monitors on

[躁浪 @tantakatancnk]

ゴムつけるのを待ってる女の子だいたいこれ