Every ship expo in Star Citizen feels like a futuristic car dealership where nobody asks your salary and everyone leaves emotionally compromised. #StarCitizen
Maintenance job in Star Citizen:
Step 1: Turn off the giant death lasers
Step 2: Walk into the giant death lasers anyway because the server desynced
Step 3: Wake up in a hospital 40 million km away
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The Ironclad is what happens when a cargo ship skips OSHA inspections and hires only pirates. 😂
“Deadly cargo” feels less like a warning and more like the mission statement. ☠️
#StarCitizen
Video Credit: @TheSpaceCoderX
The M80 gives off heavy Predator vibes.
Like it doesn’t arrive to the battlefield…
it arrives to collect trophies. 💀
#StarCitizen
Video Credit: @TheSpaceCoderX