Finally, an A18 kiosk that actually works. 😂 No endless “Claim,” no missing ship, and no rage-jog across Riker Memorial.
All credit to ADI’s best maker, @dummaloop Absolute legend. 🫡
https://t.co/d2tvLJosuZ
#StarCitizen
Quantum travel in Star Citizen be like:
Destination: 43 million km away
Travel time: 6 minutes
Time spent staring dramatically out the window: priceless
#StarCitizen#F7A#QuantumTravel
Me landing at an outpost for a simple box mission:
Beautiful sunrise.
Peaceful settlement.
Calm desert air.
Then the NPCs spawn inside the walls and choose violence.
#StarCitizen#DeliveryMission
Star Citizen players at sunset:
“I should probably go finish that mission.”
Also Star Citizen players:
stands perfectly still for 12 minutes taking screenshots of a random outpost
#StarCitizen#VerseLife
The Avenger Titan is not a starter ship.
It is a delivery van, fighter jet, bunker Uber, emotional support spacecraft, and crime scene getaway vehicle with wings.
Respect the Penguin.
#StarCitizen#AvengerTitan#AegisDynamics
When your “small fighter” is parked inside your “totally reasonable personal ship.”
This is not fleet management.
This is adult Pokémon.
#StarCitizen#Polaris#F7A
Me: “I’m just going out for a quick mining run.”
Also me 2 hours later:
No refined ore.
No profit.
317 screenshots.
One emotionally significant rock.
#StarCitizen#MiningLife#Prospector
Owning a Polaris is simple:
You don’t ask “can I afford to operate this?”
You ask “how cinematic can my financial mistakes look?”
Worth it.
#StarCitizen#Polaris
“I’m just doing recon.”
Bro, you arrived in a flying weapons platform over a radar station like the opening scene of a hostile takeover.
#StarCitizen#TotallyPeaceful
Stealth ship pilots be like:
“Nobody can see me.”
Also them: lands with red underglow, engine lights, murder wings, and the subtle silhouette of a space demon.
#StarCitizen#StealthGameplay
Me standing in front of my ship like I didn’t just spend 47 minutes trying to remember which hangar it was in.
This is confidence.
This is delusion.
This is Star Citizen.
#StarCitizen
Average Star Citizen experience:
10% space combat
15% missions
25% inventory management
50% sitting on public transit wondering if you missed your stop
#StarCitizen#Area18Vibes
When global chat says “just a small skirmish” and you pull up to find half the server committing war crimes in cinematic lighting.
o7, I guess we’re content now.
#StarCitizen#VerseLife
RSI: "The Zeus is an exploration ship."
Me: "Cool."
Also me:
takes 487 screenshots in quantum travel and discovers absolutely nothing
#StarCitizen#RSIZeus#ScreenshotCitizen
Every MOLE owner starts the session saying:
"Let's make some money."
Three hours later you're standing on a random moon taking landscape photos like you're filming a nature documentary.
#StarCitizen#ArgoMOLE#ScreenshotCitizen