ATLAS MOTORS

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[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s a wealth threshold beyond which money stops changing your lifestyle. At that level, Dangote and Elon Musk can enjoy virtually the same luxuries.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[Sofía 🇨🇴🕊💚 @SofEnCol]

Lmao didn't know there was beef between South Africa and the rest of Africa

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

“Never play fair in a game where others cheat.”

— Machiavelli

[𝒦𝓁𝒾𝓃 @yebbie_]

I pity the foreigners who are still in South Africa, no be small beatings dem go take morrow 😭😭

[Eric @amerix]

Avoid eating food at events, especially events to which you have not been invited.

When invited to eat, just say, "Thank you, I am currently fasting."

- Drink water

- Continue fasting

- Cook your food at home

The problems with food at events:

- They are cooked in seed oils. To make it worse, they recycle the already rancid oils.

- The water for cooking may not be good for human use.

- The source of the cooked food is unknown. The meat could be infected with anthrax or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (mad cow disease).

- Food cooked for mass consumption is poorly prepared and undercooked.

- The persons handling the food may transmit food-related pathogens from one plate to the next.

- High risk for Clostridium botulinum infection, which causes foodborne botulism or Clostridium perfringens (food poisoning) or other faecal-oral diseases.

However, most people today lack discipline. They are greedy and cannot control their primitive cravings for food. That is why they perish.

Be a different human being and rise above mass mediocrity.

Listen and thank me later.

Or, you will diarrhoea until your rectum becomes hot and red.

#BetterTogether

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

They don’t want people to win in their country but they want to go to Mexico and win? Where?

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Dear Mexico,

Please Don’t pity South Africa, beat them like they are coming to take your women and jobs.

Yours Sincerely,
53 African countries

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even if South Africa🇿🇦 is playing alone, we will support the stadium.

[Movie Plug 📺 @MoviePlugHQ]

HOMELAND vs SLOW HORSES

— if you could only pick one, which would it be?

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

It’s a tough time if even Illuminati are recruiting out in the open.

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

The same government that wants you to pay your house manager atleast ksh 18000 pm, is the same same government that pays a professional JSS teacher KSh 17,000.
Drain the swamp!

[ATLAS MOTORS @Atlas_moti]

@Ian_Wafula vipindire

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This was another proper one from Amazon Prime. 10/10

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Samaki Pia Wakaingia Wawili Wawili Kwa Ark Ya Noah Ndo Maji Isiwaue..Waiter Ongeza Ingine Na ulete Bill

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Stay away from women who talk LOUDLY,

Women who SHOUT,

Women who HOWL,

Women who laugh LOUDLY like demons,

The louder the mouth, the wider the thighs.

UNLEARN.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bro, don’t sleep on social media. People are building businesses, brands, and entire careers from their phones. The opportunity is real.

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Usiwahi chat na madem Morning, lunchtime ama evening. Ngojea past 10pm chat 10 minutes then ulale.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your days with that woman you don't give money are numbered!!

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left