atlas iscariot

Matthew 27:5

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

@GrassLicker Niggas be on the internet more than they be outside, they’ll believe a stranger with an agenda to get paid online than real life experiences, shit is ridiculous 😭😭😭

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

This one of the craziest off seasons I’ve ever seen, all these trades are and players opting out…end of a lot of eras. Wow

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

I miss the days when you bought a CD or a video game and you got the booklet inside, all this digital downloading bullshit is so fucking lame. And I miss the game guidebooks, those were so goated 😭

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

I think everybody’s lying about the rotisserie chicken from Costco…it’s alriiiiiiight, but some of y’all be acting like it’s Michelin star status or something

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

In Inglewood?? In all that blue??? And not ONE Blood said ANYTHING???? Nahhhhhhh lmfaooooooooo

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Bosnia fans in Los Angeles are heading to the stadium for their match vs Switzerland

[Terrance 🦅 @spiketeejoint]

Codeine Crazy isn’t Top 20 Future I’m tired of telling this lie.

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Y’all don’t even know how good weed was back then. You can’t even buy no Blue Dream, Green Crack, King Louis, Afghan, OG of any kind…what happened to weed, man???

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Those chicken strips from McDonald’s are SOOOOO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIREEEE it’s like the perfect amount of black pepper, it’s so amazing, oh my God, PLS DON’T TAKE THEM AWAYYYYY!!!!!!!

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Where I come from everybody dies from a helicopter crash

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Does anyone else be starving and then you make or get some food and then all of a sudden you don’t wanna eat??? Like wtf

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Wait, when did the US get good soccer players, what the fuck??? I was expecting all the other countries to fuck us up, but a Southern American country got f’d in the A by us????? OKAY FUCK IT, LET’S GOOO LMFAOOOOOOOO

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Huh. The Walking Dead’s ending…kinda sucks lmfao. Was expecting a lil more out of such a widely popular show. Guess I gotta watch the spin offs now.

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

I still can’t believe last night’s game…wtf happened during half time that made them niggas so ass all of a sudden?????

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

My stomach hurts sooooo fucking bad, I just know I’m gonna annihilate my toilet in about 5 minutes

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

@tinylifeform @deeryclio I always forget that you genuinely have first ever experiences in all of humanity bc dude what

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Ohtani so amazing he gonna be the reason we forgive Japan for the atrocities they committed

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

To whoever dropped a fake $20 and let me find it and think I was gonna have a good day only to find out that it’s fake by the 7-11 cashier and had me looking insane tryna to explain yourself, I hope you fucking die. That was so fucking embarrassing, I fucking hate whoever you are

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Bro Wemby pls. Second straight time you fumbled the win. Cmon dawg.

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

Thank fucking God the Thunder lost, fuck them floppers

[atlas iscariot @Atlasdrogas]

“Eating so much pussy I’m shitting clit, son” is the absolute best line from a tv show ever