Andres

I'm chilling

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me at 18 years old:
“Yo boys where we dropping?”

Lamine Yamal at 18:

[Andres @Atm29_]

@EscobumpGaviria @aristizabalseb

[William Miller @millefreda]

It might be time to bring these back

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

One day in HS, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "wtf are you talking about you" then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Don’t vote for the person. Vote for the policy. Compare my policies on homelessness to theirs:

PRATT:
-Mandatory drug treatment
-Send home addicts who were bussed in from out of state
-Enforce the law

BASS & RAMAN
-Put addicts in overpriced housing and let them do drugs next to your kids’ school
-Give methheads free pipes
-Make YOU pay for new teeth for said methheads

How is this even a race?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Our city’s new golden age starts right here. VOTE TODAY!

[Andres @Atm29_]

@ThinkAppraiser good time to buy if looking for occasional weekend trips throughout the year from la?

[M Mohan @mukund]

I rarely eat out.

Maybe once a month. Went yesterday to a restaurant (Italian, Mediterranean) in West Seattle for Mother’s Day last night.

Total for 5 of us ( we don’t drink alcohol) with one salad, humus and 3 vegetarian pastas was $97

The check said 3.5% surcharge for credit card. Then 17% service fee, mandatory.

Then tips were 20% 22% and 25% optional.

I asked if I could pay in cash.

No. They don’t take cash. Then how can I avoid the credit card fee I asked.

You can’t.

So I asked why the service charge.

It pays for the employees they said.

Then why the tip I asked.

It pays for front office staff

I don’t get it.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

I'm in the break room helping a coworker look for his hot pocket that I ate this morning

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Sick of the chaos? Ready to feel safe? VOTE FOR PRATT FOR LA MAYOR

[Andres @Atm29_]

@brieche52084083 @lalovestrump smh 🤦‍♂️

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[The All-In Podcast @theallinpod]

“Rumination is the path to unhappiness.” - J Cal

“Nobody gives a sh*t about your feelings.”

“It's only going to make you miserable.”

“Just do what I've been doing for 30 years: Retardmaxxing.”

“All you have to do is work. Start new projects, 9 out of 10 fail. One wins, and you're golden. Go sit courtside at the Knicks game.”

“Keep going. Just keep moving forward. Don't write anything down.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They not like us

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro