Bob The Atmospheric River

It's not climate change, It's ME.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

At first, your dumb friend will say something like, "Oh, we need the rain!"
But once my cyclone bombs begin to drop...their tune will change...oh how it will change.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

Behold my coming...

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

I'm back bitches!

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

This is my pornography.

[amit @gravicle]

Here’s your California weather report!

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

I just learned that some people are doing a 'dry January'. Don't make me laugh.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

In a Mac Dre kind of mood, cuz I'm outside your building and I'm feelin' myself.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

Compared to me, El Niño was a insignificant squall, for children. #climatefacts

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

.@Visit_LakeTahoe, you're welcome. @skiheavenly, you're welcome. @US50Chains get on your knees and praise me.
Because of my glory you have the powder required to attract more idiots to your mountains.
ALL HAIL @ATMOSPHERICBOB! I AM THE CHANGE!

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

I have the power of a thousand storms. I decimate heaven and earth.
What can @karlthefog do? Move a grey fart over a bridge every couple days.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

I'm dropping a mixtape with @pineappleexpress this week. It's 1.6 trillion gallons of liquid hell, and a smattering of @ClimateChangeUS is bullshit.

[Bob The Atmospheric River @AtmosphericBob]

Your cities are nothing to me, your roadways are meaningless, I use them as my toilet.
Also @Karlthefog is a little bitch.