atom rat

*incoherent screaming* they/them

[J.Henry @Big_gayknockerz]

Fierce is fierce hunni serving Unclockable old puss

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

This must be amazing if you're not really into the whole 'jokes' or 'storyline' aspects of sitcoms, and the thing you like about TV is just seeing all the colours and shapes moving around

[vi @acathario]

neighbors were gossiping and im noisy so i started listening and they were gossiping ABOUT ME ???

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

“MAYHEM” might just be Lady Gaga’s strongest “Album of the Year” contender yet.

[Simple @SimonSimplicio]

Both individuals were frequently found on "internet" where they engaged in activity under aliases called "usernames"

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the investigator when they read this:

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Can’t stop listening to Mayhem

[tricon⚔️ @hausofgagaicon]

HOW I FEEL LISTENING TO MAYHEM IN ORDER:

[Michaela Makusha @MakushaMichaela]

Liz, I know you were in the job for a short time but we don't have executive orders.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can’t get over china doing this while America is about to bring back witch trials

[✩ cₕᵣᵢₛₜᵢₐₙ ∗. @lostwig]

no cus why does eusexua get better with each re-listen . . .

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

every DJ in the world playing tomorrowland apparently…………..

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Did you just say the sin of empathy

[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

max WHO

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

I always come back to this when I need to laugh, The Vivienne you will be so missed and your comedy will always live on ❤️

[cameron @c4mmyc0n1]

this one hurts the most omg i’m in tears

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

While serving as a stand-in presenter for a major UK radio station, I claimed to have visited the wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey. I claimed this despite these countries have no land border whatsoever, as they are separated by a distance of more than 1000km.