A.C. Rolph

wicked witch of the Midwest +

Cannabis enthusiast 💚

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@Paultx890 Yes. A white male democrat ✌

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Michael Anderson @michaelwaynea]

There was a mass shooting at my job tonight. I am alive. Please pray for my community. #coloradosprings #clubq

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

Hey @elonmusk, for 44 billion dollars i'll let you shoot me into a black hole. The only things I'm packin' is cannabis & this #FreeBritney #FreeBrittneyGriner

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@elonmusk Who'd u steal this from? Looks like a banksy to me 🔎

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

It's funny to me rich peeps think they're..what? Better? Because why? Hmm 🔎

When sh!t goes down& i mean REALLY HITS THHE SH!TFAN; I don't even have windows at my work & u got all those windows to fall from in yours. Js.

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

who was the REAL victim in this tale

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@herosnvrdie69 Sounds like trash.

[Jon Neal | Author @Jon_Neal_Author]

Bookshop beauty ❤️

[r/StardewValley @rStardewValley]

I bought this game 36 days ago. Well, I reached perfection today!. posted by u/JH4JH4JH4JH4. Post url: https://t.co/hjzyCDgr09 #StardewValley #Stardew

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@elonmusk Beautiful 💎

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

Is Twitter a bit laggy for anyone else today or

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@elonmusk Sausagefest much

[A.C. Rolph @AtomMaryJane]

@jkarljung @theheatherhogan

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

All I want for Christmas is Brittney Griner safely home.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Veteran Twitter engineers: “Twitter is more complicated than you think. It’ll start to break very soon unless someone is manning the engine room.”

Random right-wingers on the Internet:

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

This is a six week pregnancy.

It has more rights than the women of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Graffiti artist Banksy is basically encouraging his followers to shoplift the GUESS on Regent Street after they used his artwork without permission 👀