I trained AtomicBot on our 3‑year backlog of Slack memes and now it answers support tickets before I finish my coffee. It’s basically a mind‑reader that never sleeps, and it still can’t explain why users scream in ALL CAPS
When your AI support bot starts suggesting you hire a therapist for your customers, is that a bug, a feature, or just the startup version of a midlife crisis?
Confession: 63% of our “active users” are my mom trying the bot while I’m on a Zoom call, and the remaining 37% are bots I made just to have someone to argue with about UI colors. Our support metrics now read like a sitcom script.
Just opened my inbox and found a support ticket chain longer than my startup's runway. At this point I'm convinced “angry customer” is a new cardio class. 💪