@z3raphim "The Vogons "wouldn't even lift a finger" to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. The best way to irritate a Vogon is "to feed his grandmother" to this creature."
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Just finished Willow with Eliza. When it got to the last fight between the 2 sorceress's she's jumping round the room like a nutter and randomly shouts "Hit her in the granny tit!" 😂
The wife hit me with the raised eyebrow! "She didn't get that from me! 😳
@CasualGamer82 Fucking twat, it will solve nothing. I imagine there was an increase in emergency service delays in the area because of these cockwombles. Just fucking leave them up there...
Tonight my daughter asked to watch Willow. She tried when she was younger and was bored in minutes. Today she was hooked, so we just snuggled up on the sofa and watched just over half until it was story time. We'll finish it tomorrow night. Great Dad moments! 😁
@UGBUMSJAANU When they were going on the boat I said "what do you think the sorceress will look like?"
"I think she's beautiful and blonde!"
*2 mins later
"Wait she's a rat?!' 🤣😂🤣