jackie

27 she/her i bring pit energy to the cheap seats at every concert i'm at. also, somehow, a historian.

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

you are so lucky i have anxiety or else drunk me would be unstoppable

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

@wellingtonkims SHOW!Jon is boring and I hate him and book!Jon is my babygirl

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

@sweetrevxnge Damon ii blackfyre if i may be so bold

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

why didn't i cut work for 9 dollar red sox tickets yesterday my day would have been BETTER

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

i (emotionally, not physically) need a cigarette

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

me, normal: I am Aware of red flags and i should protect my peace
me, after one beer and one margarita: I Should Send A Letter to the Red Flag factory the USPS needs my business

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

*bopping my head along to “Hong Kong Gardens”* you can’t be talking like that, Siouxsie Sioux. You can’t be calling yourself that, Siouxsie Sioux.

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

seattle and los angeles will compete for the honor of being felled by god’s chosen people, bostonians.

[tate @octatate]

the mold in my owala is making me evil

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Ben Franklin was obviously a mythological figure, perhaps a literary composite made from several real men to create a sort of pervert-wizard

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

PERSONAL EXPLOSION POSTPONED

[jackie @Atomic_Ginger73]

@leechplague this is beautiful i owe you my life for showing it to me

[g @34rths]

[Feeling my own emotions] Me: Omgggg this is such a nonissue

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry

[sylvie @jeffnaedo]

i was born in the right generation i love doomscrolling and jeff the land shark

[Puri🤍 @Purilly]

This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a me that knows what to do

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

hey man, i’m sorry about last night. i turn Evil at 10 pm EST on the dot

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

I get blackout and start sayin shit like this