Taargüs Taargüs

Big bin night enthusiast. Guitar noise maker for the Dick Breakfast Experience. Pest. #CFC

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Your man looks like he’s strapped a giant Lego block to his torso 😂

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Man shows off his new ab implants and look at the definition.

Why spend years grinding in the gym, eating chicken and rice, and still hoping for a six-pack… when you can wake up with one overnight?

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In any other timeline, that bloke from the New Conservatives joining NZF should see them lose a bunch of votes. The bloke is utterly cooked.
But in this timeline, it’s probably just going to make NZF supporters even more rabid.

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Oh god. That new Chelsea kit is worse than I feared. We’ve gone full ‘company branded polo shirt handed out at the annual conference’ with it.

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Beating PSG in cup finals isn’t for everyone I guess…

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@KFCQuarterPack Haven’t seen ol’ Merv pop up in a while. Good to see he still looks like he eats urinal cakes.

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@WhiteHouse Take it the fuck down now. You don’t get to enjoy BOC.

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Happy Inferno Day for those who observe.

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@FrankMcRae In a world of nepo-baby horseshit takes, that somehow manages to stand out from the rest. Almost impressive really.

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That Aston Villa kit launch video is such a treat.
Same as that kit too.

Makes me sad knowing the inevitable slop Chelsea are likely to serve up again.

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@GregAFC @KFCQuarterPack Nor Mourinho. I couldn’t live in a world where he hadn’t hid in the laundry basket to get around his sideline ban 😂

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Could these tech billionaires maybe just clean up their current mess before creating a new one with massive, water devouring data centres?
Is that too much to ask?

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Liam Lawson points klaxon!

Enjoy how angry that makes certain corners of the internet 😂😂

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@shortflyslip You just know he’s sitting there tallying up and seething over every single reply that isn’t his name.

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The old Paula Bennet ladder trick again. Fucking ghouls, the lot.

[Mountain_Tui @Mountain_Tui]

So Louise Upston owns a Wellington apartment but claims a $52,000 a year tax free accom allowance for the city

But she wants accommodation allowance cut for the poorest Kiwis. This is the same Upston who relied on the benefit & now maligns beneficiaries https://t.co/LXmKNl9NLP

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@SagarH62 Imagine not knowing.

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@Larry_Ligar This is what happens when middle managers talk themselves into jobs waaaaay above their station

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@GregAFC Dunno, I don’t have any particularly strong feelings about it. I think him going there was always on the cards at some point.
He probably will do well - shouldn’t take long to settle and he’ll be well resourced.
Sounds like CFC are due compensation if/when it happens too 😂

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@GregAFC I think if that was going to happen, it would’ve happened. For various reasons, most club-manager relationships aren’t sustainable long term. It needs a very particular fit from both parties to work like that.
FWIW apparently Tuchel did something unforgivable that got him sacked.

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@GregAFC Granted there’s a few FA Cups in there, but I guess my point is (and Chelsea pre vs post new owners is a good example) a high rotation of managers can be fine, provided you get your hiring right.
These guys are trying to be too cute with it and got found out.

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@GregAFC I was thinking that this morning too, but there are plenty of clubs (Chelsea included) who were able to maintain incredible success while seeing a new manager every other year.
And other clubs with long term managers (Wenger) who won little for many years post 03/04.