mitch

Wannabe Hermione Granger

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Hii thao ya sikuizi iko na mia zote kweli ama pia iyo ni counterfeit

[ADEDAMOLA @adedamola_op]

Did you stop the world with a digital drop?

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Nairobi to William Ruto;

Ruto: Nairobi praise the lord.

Nairobi: WANTAM

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

"You guy, know what would bamba Nairobians? A podcast, my guy. Just launch a podcast, you'll see, it will bamba them. Kwanza you, my guy, lemme tell you, you can maliza them mbaya with a podcast."

[Amon ✧ @JustmeAmon]

Unachukia ruto pia wewe

[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

Kenyan creators after making it in life - Anabel Mutumwa

[𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐓✩𝐑 🦋 @sweethoneybckin]

Meg stop trying to remake the SONG and recreate the FEELING 😭 Give the producers a NEW scenario instead of a Cognac Queen reference. Where is Tina at 2AM in 2026? What does she want now? Write THAT record. Same spirit, completely different house.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 45th birthday to the legendary Beyoncé.

[mitch @Atsenga_]

@manabaad 😂😂utawatesa kama Sincere?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Former Chief Justice David Maraga has independently released the full and unedited Police Reforms Taskforce report, doing so after President Ruto failed to publish it within a 7-day ultimatum.

Maraga dedicated the document to victims of police abductions and enforced disappearances.

The scathing report declares that the National Police Service remains captive to political interference and demands immediate, sweeping changes.

Key recommendations include restoring competitive recruitment for top police chiefs, repealing retrogressive laws, and removing senior officials who have passed their mandatory retirement age.

Maraga warned that delaying these reforms has already fueled historic levels of police brutality and national instability.

[shwe @calzonefiend]

I cannot stop yearning to be in another country doing a masters even if it makes no sense

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

What legal thing can someone be doing for all these people at immigration in their absence ? I thought office of immigration is a corruption free zone? 💀😂😂 worse is, this is a ‘leader’!!

[Savannah @DelSavy]

I feel so validated for being a homebody this weekend 😂

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

13 years ago, Miley Cyrus performed at the VMAs and the whole world stopped.

[WANGECHI @wangechikenya]

Taxes are being deducted from your payslips so that people can run Airbnbs in affordable houses 😂
If we bring this guy back we deserve all the hell he will put us through!!

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

247 unidentified bodies!

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

You should NOT be friends with anyone who supports this government.
F* a ‘I respect everyone’s political opinion.’ That’s a deep character flaw!

[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

Napendanga vile gov't huwa haijali shoka inauma nani.
2025 these guys hired goons with rungus watoe yutman tao ati wanawaharibia biz, sai ni serikali inawatoa tao. kidole sambusa, finyaaaa! 😂😂

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

What was that baga saying just yesterday about Kenyans’ right to freely criticize their government 🤦🏾‍♂️🚮

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

Its like George Ruto has been deployed to do what Charlene couldn't do just like Baron Trump did. I don't even find this exciting!