AttackHaiku

Weaponizing @realDonaldTrump's Attack Haiku as canonicalized by @joshtpm

[AttackHaiku @AttackHaiku]

Sad!

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Deranged Donald: tax cheat. But what else is new. Sad!
https://t.co/1BjdViPokk

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Veteran spy has data on Deranged Donald & Putin. + secret Putin server + Putin lean. What is going on!
https://t.co/DgjrIMJnZz

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Deranged Donald's campaign & Russian bank communicating. Or at least so cybersecurity experts think. Strange!
https://t.co/PRZTjTy6Rk

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Deranged Donald stiffs a polling supplier. Woe unto anyone who does business w him. Like US!
https://t.co/xV0e1BEmBI

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Deranged Donald proud of Putin relationship. Lying then or now. Just a liar!
https://t.co/28OPMeFmWX

[Rob S @RobPulseNews]

WATCH: new video of Trump in 2013 proudly admitting that he does "have a relationship" with Russian president Vladimir #Putin.

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Deranged Donald routinely deletes emails & other documents. Despite tremendous numbers of lawsuits. Lock him up!
https://t.co/bItYieS2WA

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Deranged Donald lives an a post-apocalyptic hellscape. In his mind. Terrifying!
https://t.co/VP4jULDnOc

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1/3 of Deranged Donald supporters white nationalist racists. What should we call them? Deplorable!
https://t.co/vqkgEQV3F4

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Deranged Donald grabbed Miss Finland's ass. He does exactly the things he said he does. Horrible!
https://t.co/zxFs9FVbag

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Deranged Donald like a man-boy. Throws tantrums & knowns nothing. Little!
https://t.co/1yZuIaJrE3

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Deranged Donald's "charitable" giving involves no cash. Rounds of golf & land with no value, mostly. Scam!
https://t.co/jO1uZYsRD7

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Deranged Donald on video sexually humiliating woman. Unwanted sexual conduct. Like he said he did!
https://t.co/5UrLcZBD9Q

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Deranged Donald falling behind. Early votes, popularity, humanity, now 💰. Losing!
https://t.co/bKJhA3nrTv

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Deranged Donald has a long list of reasons he's losing. Media, Bankers, Elders of Zion. Nothing to do with him!
https://t.co/hTaGsagXSA

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Juan Cole shows that Deranged Donald knows nothing on Mosul. That's what he knows about everything. Nothing!
https://t.co/naalQyQ2oU

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Deranged Donald believes Russia hacking INTEL PR game. B/c Putin's his best buddy. Wow!
https://t.co/KJ1uTuXOyM

[Candace Smith Chekwa @CandaceSmith_]

Trump says "I think it's all public relations frankly", when informed that all intelligence agencies believe the hacking is from Russia

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GOP allowing Deranged Donald to take their data & build white nationalist party apparatus. Will be horrifying. Bad!
https://t.co/Wf18AgBWeZ

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Deranged Donald damaging his hotel brand. Also Ivanka's clothing brand. Brand management!
https://t.co/Lnf7cnq3Qz

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Nobody could make this horrible defense of Deranged Donald work. But Loopy Newt? Terrible!
https://t.co/kyLyrIjDLT

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Wow.