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Vaccines are a leading cause of old age. He/Him

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You carb load to run marathons. I carb load to take better naps. We are not the same.

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@adup512 Something about bike lanes, I’m sure of it!

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@adup512

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As someone who also adopted a kid sister or two, it’s healing for me to hear @harvilla have Yasi Salek on 60 Songs and listen as he holds on for dear life as she wrecks his shit in between making incredibly insightful points.

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@adup512 @zeta_globin Tell me you’re not from Indiana without telling me you’re not from Indiana. 😂

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@adup512 I mean, honestly, imagine a franchisee hanging on to boxes of records more than the required 7 years. Every year, starting at year 8 they throw the oldest boxes away and keep doing that forever.

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@adup512 To say nothing of the fact that paper records from a fast food restaurant 45 years ago probably haven’t existed for at least 35 of those years.

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@chuwie Method acting going way too hard.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

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[rob harvilla @harvilla]

hello friends, our newish podcast is called 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S and will cover rad jams from 2000 to 2009; here is a trailer where i say that title as many times as possible in 60 seconds https://t.co/dJ0Re8gAFl

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@chuwie @BDisgusting Amazing!

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

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@megan_thescript Come to threads! Then 12 people can see your tweets and 2 of us will like them!

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I sneezed while laying down and every vertebrae from my upper neck to the middle of my back popped. It hurt and I am now feeling physically better than I have in weeks.

Yes, I am 45. Why do you ask?

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@chuwie Glad I know you, brother.

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@chuwie @Spratlinger I’m convinced ChatGPT was used to make this meme.

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@NickInNC I’ve been saying that for days.

No matter what you think or don’t think, it is unconscionable that such a thing occurred with such *ease*.

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I will always support someone that gets sober, no matter their reason or station. Wish her the best and looking forward to seeing what the future holds for her.

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@adup512 I had it on, too, and turned it off during the Anthem. It was… bad.

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