@AK

Professional Cynic, Comedian, Writer, Musician, and former game dev.

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

"Maidenless Tarnished!"
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"You're broke, and you get no bitches!"

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

Man, this case is bringing out the PSYCHO bitches.
No, this isn't fucking sexist.
Not all women are bitches, just the psychos that think it's okay to kill kids.

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
@Kojima_Hideo

Kojima-san?
I know it's a strange request, but can you reduce the price of Death Stranding 2 on PC?

I know you and your people put a lot of work into this, but, it sets a bad precedent for other devs/publishers.

More of us could then enjoy your story.

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@CIA
You know what?
Thank you.

I'm sure random civilians don't say that often enough.

Seriously.
Thank you.

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

@MondoMedia
@mondomediasf

"Nnnnnice...."

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@DevilArtemisX

Well, at least we know they've got ham...
o_o

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I get no bitches.
XD

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@Palworld_EN

Catgirls are ruining my life -_-
#Palworld

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

Don't let those bastards fool you.

Metal Gear Solid has, and will ALWAYS be a Hideo Kojima game, series, and genre.

KONAMI can suck the biggest dick for re-releasing Snake Eater and not paying Kojima a dime.

They can fuck off with SURVIVE, too.

Kojima deserved better.

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@Palworld_EN If my Pals were thinking about me, they'd leave my bases, because I'm a deranged lunatic who keeps stuffing them into the "Forever Box".
I mean ... the disassembler...
O _ O

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https://t.co/XrjmiCy7nL

This spooky bitch
XD

Come say 'what up'.

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

How do you make it an offense to OFFEND somebody?
I'm offended when I see BOYBANDS, for God's sake...
Don't see my picking up the phone and calling the police.

"Hello, yes? They're on TV this time. Five of them, dancing around like assholes."

-Steve Hughes

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

Besides.
I was already cancelled once.

It's okay, though... FOX picked me up for 2 more seasons.
XD

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You get these fuckers who end up famous, and it's revealed that they killed puppies, or burned orphanages, or some shit.
People start losing their fucking minds.

"CANCEL THEM!"

Me?
All you're going to find is record of me being myself.
An asshole.
XD

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

You'll never hear somebody say :
"He was always so nice. So quiet."

Clearly, they don't know me very well.
^_^

[@AK @AttackWuzHere]

If I owned an ISP, the rates and speeds would be great, but, all staff is REQUIRED to mess with you.

It will be named TrollNetDotNetSlash(dot)Com.

I'm a terrible human being.
XD

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"Fuck waking up and being the funnies, wake up and be the obituaries. It's easier." -Some Guy

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Fuck waking up and reading the Funnies.
Wake up and BE the Funnies.

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@ThatEricAlper Same.

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@Pirat_Nation This is why you don't use the most prolific coding site on the internet.
Of COURSE that's the first place they'll look XD