Atticus Simpson

My sister made it big. I caused trouble.

[Atticus Simpson @Atticus_Simpson]

Me:Smoking kills you know.
Grey:Was that a joke? Fuck off Atty.
Me:God I missed you! So damn much.
@Grey_Whitehill

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When an old friend visits but he doesn't want to take a selfie with you. Rude.

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I love going to my sister Kara's for pancakes after work. 👌She makes the best pancakes.

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My little sister Kara, taking care of me. The tables have turned. Feels like just yesterday I was changing her diapers.

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Me:Come on. It'll be fun.
Winn:....
@WinnBarnes

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This can not be happening. You're going to be fine. I love you so much, dad you're gonna be fine.

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Only been at work an hour and it's already going to hell.

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Kat:Why aren't we driving to the beach?
Me:We need exercise.
The real reason is the view I get from behind 😜

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My Queen and I @Kat_Teage_

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When she makes you apologize to someone for nearly ripping their head off. *dramatic eye roll* @Kat_Teage_

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I never found her eating habits sexy until now. @Kat_Teage_

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How my wife helps our kids with school projects. Flexibility game on point. @Kat_Teage_

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Happy Birthday @Kat_Teage_. You're an amazing wife, mother and nurse. You are truly the most amazing person I know.

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Long day at work.

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@Kat_Teage_ saying sexy things to me in her Bulgarian accent like. "I'm making brownies and cupcakes." 😍

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@Kat_Teage_ you distracted me by talking to me then I looked at you and it just went down hill form there haha 😂

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@Kat_Teage_ lesson number one to the video diary we're going to give are kids when they're turn 18! Haha. Seriously though.

[Katarina Simpson @Kat_Teage_]

And finally part three of @Atticus_Simpson is on a rampage about his feelings towards lovey dovey couples http://t.co/4OWKlw9uSG

[Katarina Simpson @Kat_Teage_]

Part two of @Atticus_Simpson is on a rampage about his feelings towards lovey dovey couples http://t.co/3G9GHFN8wQ

[Katarina Simpson @Kat_Teage_]

Part one of @Atticus_Simpson is on a rampage about his feelings towards lovey dovey couples http://t.co/f9k1V0hWvn