Former senior partner at Murphy’s Law, now a lawyer for all your vore needs! Hungry for your work! (OC, lewd/NSFW, 29, no minors or taboo etc) @OutOfOfficeLore
Has this ever happened to you?
A prey backs out of becoming your meal because they’re “scared”?
Your boss fires you for “digesting the entire workforce”?
You are called a “murderer” who “eats living things”?
Don’t panic! Mandy Lore, Attorney at Vore, is here for you!
I’m beginning to think that more people come to my firm for me than my legal expertise!
I’m a wonderful person, I know, but please make your legal concerns front and centre! I need court dates, crime details, and of course payment information!
I mean, personal information!
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If she doesn’t get her story, she may get vore-y!
Introducing Kallie Redford. Investigative journalist host to a hungry demon and eager to get her teeth into a good story or two.
Pay her a visit or let her meet you. Either way, someone gets fed…
Greetings!
I’m Hazel Blackthorne, intern extraordinaire, and I’m looking to work for you! Give me any job, anywhere, any time, and I will be there!
Don’t mind that growling gut you’re hearing, that’s just…how hungry I am to meet your approval!
Ok now that I’ve figured everything out, here’s the REAL heads up that I have these FOUR main accounts!
@HungriestIntern@AttorneyAtVore@VoraciousJourno@FBIAgentRonson
And hopefully Twitter won’t mess with me any further! Feel free to drop by and say hi!
I will claim this as a legal victory! At no point did I or my firm do anything legal to intervene, yet the reporter lives.
Who knows for how long? The law is a fickle creature, always looking to churn accounts left and right!
Rumours of my suspension have been proven untrue. I suppose you all thought you could live your lives without your favourite reporter?
Keep your lips sealed, friends. Your journalist has returned.
I don't see a lot of disposal around here so when I do it feels like a treat~ Anyone else here who's into disposal as well? I'd love to know~
Also here have some tits and pus~
Rumours of my suspension have been proven untrue. I suppose you all thought you could live your lives without your favourite reporter?
Keep your lips sealed, friends. Your journalist has returned.
And look, let me be the first to say I appreciate and welcome all clients to my humble firm. The law is a delicious feast and we all deserve to have a bite!
Holy moly, my onboarding team must be doing a great job! I only just noticed a bunch of new followers, welcome to the firm!
Don’t worry, you’ll get used to that kind of incompetence around here.
I MEAN UH
The relaxed attitude we have! Super informal! Not at all unprofessional!
“Yeah I’m not a cop. How many times do I have to tell you?”
Maria was getting worse at lying. Especially when she found out students didn’t smoke much anymore.
“I thought this was what the cool girls do. Come on, are you serious? Bunch of prudes…churning you would be a mercy.”
Holy moly, my onboarding team must be doing a great job! I only just noticed a bunch of new followers, welcome to the firm!
Don’t worry, you’ll get used to that kind of incompetence around here.
I MEAN UH
The relaxed attitude we have! Super informal! Not at all unprofessional!
Do you have what it takes to be a vore law paralegal?
Don’t worry about having a degree, the less paperwork the better!
You’ve just got to be nice and plump and jiggly and distracting!
Oh, and don’t dress up too much. Clients don’t like picking suit fabric from their teeth!
#NewProfilePic
After almost a full month since she was churned in the @Museumofendings, Sarah wakes to find herself in a new office in the museum’s hr department
Peaking out her door looking to the offices to around, coworkers as nude gold statues and cum balloons greet her
Hm? Yeah…definitely.
Sorry, were you talking to me? A thousand apologies! I was lost in thought with all these many complicated legal cases on my mind!
Usually a lawyer may deal with traffic infractions or tax issues, but all you monsters do is eat people ALL THE GODDAMN TIME
GOD DAMIT ngghhhhhhhh
Why can't I stop fapping!
Gods she is so cute! Why can't I stop watching @Sparkelzz_ her streams!
Gods I wanna feature but not as the mess! No I wan a make a mess with he--heey, HEEEEEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR WATCHING!
Did you know you have the right to remain silent? It’s true! Cops say it all the time on TV and apparently in real life as well!
Just make sure you keep quiet. Both your mouth and your gut that is! Any extra gurgling or growling could be evidence used against you at trial!