Lauren D. Woodrick

[Lauren D. Woodrick @AttyL_Wood_]

@BanksW He saw Hilary Duff's first set of veneers and said "Nope. Too natural."

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Christmas in Connecticut is the original Hallmark movie but instead of ex-child stars, it has actors from gangster movies.

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@Kbsteph2 Yes! This is a dumb news story. We should be so lucky to have things this inconsequential grabbing our attention.

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Can I get through an episode of Love Is Blind 2 without saying oh honey no? Hasn’t happened so far…

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@QueenHarvest I hope she knows who Phyllis from Mulga is now.

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Of course, when my son refuses to sleep, he is entirely @BanksW’s creation.

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Me, watching my son sleep:

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I miss watching Mad Men without ads, but I don’t miss it enough to pay for another streaming service.

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And finally, The Holiday is peak Jude Law. If only Mr. Napkinhead were real…

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Every time I watch The Holiday, I am struck by Kate Winslet’s ability to elevate the material and Cameron Diaz’s ability to look amazing in all white outfits.

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Also, for a mother 8 weeks postpartum, the scene where Kate Winslet lets down the blackout shades and sleeps for seemingly forever is basically porn.

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@BanksW @DuNing Seriously whyyyy is it so long?

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This is one of my favorite videos ever. Sondheim’s excitement at watching and guiding these young performers will always warm my heart. https://t.co/2X15Dqeizd

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This one hurts. Truly the best ever, and it’s not even close. https://t.co/qbPi3DjEkL

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Pacifiers are the bobby pins of the newborn world: everywhere and nowhere all at once.

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How was this never a catchphrase during the Chad Kelly era?

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How I will always feel about Auburn:

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On behalf of my husband, my six-day-old son, and me, let’s have an uneventful game next week, Rebels.

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My 39-weeks-pregnant heart thanks Sam Pittman for not letting this game go to overtime. #HottyToddy

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@collinmickle Yes, I agree. Not how I would go about a seat switch, but I wouldn’t let that scenario ruin my day by any means.