Tweets From Hell

Screaming into the void.

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What the fuck is an “Everyday American?” Am I one? What is the alternative? Weekend Americans? Tuesday/Thursday Americans? Christmas and Easter Americans?

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It’s been a week and screenwriting twitter is back to being the most insufferable of all the twitters.

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Had it with all your daily reminders. I’m not made out of time. Let’s put it on a weekly or even monthly basis.

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@AP To be fair this is also how I feel when trying to fold up a Pack N Play.

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@CNN Don’t tell me which one. I like to be surprised.

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Dad’s don’t do dad jokes because we’re corny and love puns. You just can’t do dick jokes for three year olds.

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I'm sorry, when did we all decide to say fuck it and give up on the whole "no spoilers" thing?
#SuccessionHBO

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AI cannot write a good screenplay, but it can write half-assed screenplay feedback pretty much as well as anyone else.

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If this was a classic 90’s UFO invasion movie I feel like they would definitely land at the Super Bowl.

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Hi, My name is Elon Musk.

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@perkensian Absolutely my favorite genre of tweet. Up there with “wow. That just happened” five stars.

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@OccupyDemocrats I have $400K in student loans, but cool. Super cool.

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We really think there will be Oscars in ten years?

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Brandy the pig snubbed by the in memorium

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I can buy ballet dancing street gangs, but what Manhattan apartment has windows on all four sides? Give me a break, West Side Story.

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Wondering if I should move my car across the street tomorrow morning or save the gas and just pay the ticket. #alternatesideparking #streetsweepersarefake

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Not that awards necessarily mean anything, but Cage and PIG were both excellent, as were Isaac and THE CARD COUNTER and Damon and STILLWATER.

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Hot take about Joe Rogan - News Radio is better than Frasier

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Years ago I worked in an office in DC for two lawyers and every Monday they had the same conversation - "you watch the Skins game?" "Yeah, good game." I would love to go back there and hear them say - "You watch the Commies game?"

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The whole field of dreams game thing is a little corny.