👑KingTudorofEngland🗡

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@AfamDeluxo Congratulations on this special recognition of becoming a charp chooter

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@asemota These same car spotters will gladly rob you at gun and cutlass point at night as soon as it's convenient for them.
Nigeria slipped and fell, then she slipped again.

[Bobo @bobo_Nesta]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 They compose themselves once they see a white person

[Abdulkareem Ayilara @KarkundiLar]

@Osi_Suave Next time, reply with " you hear so well too"

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@CaptainArinze But that's the whole essence of the car financing gimmick, to get people like this into the trap , then have the car repossessed after the buyer gets stranded say 9 months down the line. 😂☠️☠️

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@DrJoeAbah 😭😂🤣

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

☠️☠️😭

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 That chiwawa is Yenagoa

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@asemota I can see JAIZ Bank bundle wrappers everywhere 🤔😭.
We don't need Sherlock Holmes to crack these puzzles.

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@NationalGridNg @NationalGridNg
You sef, see and hear how you sound like an oracle ☠️

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@CaptainArinze Some people's car is their apartment,
ABUJA boys can relate ☠️

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

If Nigeria was giving N75,000 to “millions” of Nigerians monthly, consumption would NOT have collapsed by nearly 90% in Q2 2024, according to the NBS.

I challenge the Federal Government to show the metadata of these disbursements, note, not personal information.

1. The wards where this N75,000 was distributed.

2. Whether funds were disbursed in cash or paid into bank accounts (if cash was paid, its “audio” ).

3. Name of the bank.

4. The digital tax charged by the bank when the funds were disbursed.

This information can be retrieved in a day.

Example

“Ward x, has 1234 recipients, they were paid a total of Nxx via bank X, total digital tax was Nxx.”

They will NEVER provide this, they don't have this information.

Conditional koo air condition nee.

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

☠️☠️☠️
Bandits rounded up at Ibeju Lekki area, please be careful and extra vigilant.

[Thegrandmaboy @TheGrandmaBoy]

TENSION rises in Ibeju Lekki Lagos State after a group of men is suspiciously found wandering around the area

It was said they were about to pick up a Ransom money

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@AfamDeluxo Gbagbuo

[Engr Shaibu @engr_shaibu_]

See who EFCC dey find 😭😭😭

[Doctor Of The Future™ @g_diets_]

If you have ₦500,000 sitting in a savings account right now, your bank is paying you ₦625 a month in interest.

₦625.

That same ₦500,000 in the right place earns ₦7,000 a month.

You didn’t change jobs.
You didn’t hustle harder.
You didn’t beg anybody.

You moved money from where it sleeps to where it works.

₦625 vs ₦7,000. Same money. Same you. Different location.

Your savings account isn’t saving anything. It’s watching your money lose value every single day.

Stop storing money where it dies.

[Dr Aloy Chife @ChifeDr]

“Our cities are in decay and the immigrants are the problem”.
A black South African exposing the multi-layered symptoms of a national epidemic.

The jejune opinion and a puerile attempt at rabble rousing you see here is proof positive that the Black South African political class and intellectuals are complicit in promoting a narrative of the “other” to justify failures of economic statecraft

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

😭☠️💔💔💔

[Uche @uchennahq]

Stories like this make it clear that in a country where the system is broken and there is no regard for lives, even with your money, you can still die an avoidable death.

Most deaths in this country can be avoided if the system is working but the whole thing is fvckd.

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@jon_d_doe A one bedroom Ibeju Lekki apartment structure, 10 minutes from Dangote Refinery will be valued at 2 Billion Naira.
Dangote Refinery will be presented as the major side attraction.

[👑KingTudorofEngland🗡 @Atwistedme]

@dolawanle Sorry for the loss of your dear friends.
You look like you lost a lot of weight though. 🤔