Mom and dad keep promising to get me a brother or sister.
Mom wants a chihuahua named Barkley. Dad wants to name it El Chapo.
I don’t give a damn. I just want to whip a man’s ass.
I gots the kennel cough. Dads calling me Jimmy Snotz. Fuck him. He’s been cramming pills down my throat all weekend and says I’m never going back to day camp. Im filing for imancipation