Aubrey Tate

🅱️U DPT ‘23

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever something bad happens to me it’s like Oh great, something bad just happened to me. And I’m 26.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"These have been the best few weeks of my life and I hope we have many, many more of them."

- incredible sound from Silas Lind, son of @MountHoops head coach, Donny 🥺

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[jeje @jestJJmei]

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as 31 days??? Where my change!!

[Dariush Takhtehchian, M.D @takhtehchianmd]

3 POINT %

NCAA

Best team in country

Bradley 40.7%

Illinois at #311

Maybe Illinois should try to grab a shooter from Bradley this off-season lol

[Ash @AshPolitik]

It's always shocking to fake Christians when they meet real Christians.

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

i'm so cold i wish i could get in the dryer

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

18 years ago today music was invented

[Katie 🐝 @kayteebee99]

I should quit my job to focus on cooking dinner

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”