Emily

identical twin • 19 • u of a

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I hate to be rude, but the reason you are healthy enough to protest is because other people stayed the fuck home.

[💐 @Iamujer_]

the way that this tik tok has unearthed some middle school trauma I forgot I even had

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Did I mention,delighted to be working with these old friends again? It's a dinosaur movie. I am unable to confirm whether Jeff will be taking his shirt off again, sorry. I'm a lot greyer now, but they are much the same. @JurassicWorld @colintrevorrow @LauraDern @amblin

[Van @vanessapetrick]

For anyone who is parking at St.Vital mall and taking the bus to the U of M they are now starting to ticket and tow parked cars⚠️

[Alyssa @mae_auch]

so the clubs in Mykonos play camp rock and high school musical rave remixes?????

[Sav🌞(taylor's version) @savvsversion]

" I'm pro life for me and my body. But pro choice for you and yours" OK MOM GO OFF

[relatable @byreIatable]

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

[Winnipeg Humane Society @WinnipegHumane]

Looking for a new best friend? We’ve got plenty! All adult dogs are just $50 this weekend.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this complaint about "retweet this or I'll kill you" or I'll kill you.

[Danny @doglab]

Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.

[Daddy long legs @myla_loecke]

Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”

Me: “of course!”

Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?

Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://

[Alyssa @mae_auch]

I can legit feel the workers frustration in my soul

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

“Alexa, play Baby Shark.” I could watch this video over and over.

[Mimz 🐐 💭 @MimzTheGOAT]

if you do ANYTHING today, please please please watch this video. you wont regret it. 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀