Audrey Coles

Not the Reverend Richard Coles.

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

My little sausage x

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

@roger_sausage I was looking at some old pictures today too. This is a lovely one. Thank you.

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

By the way, we'd also like a monument.
Stone.
Recumbent Revs.
With all of us on and and around you, striking suitably elegant poses.

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

Don't want to be a pain in the arse... but none of *us* have been properly consulted regarding all this dying and burial stuff. We suggest that all of us, and that includes future companions, be cremated. Then when one of you pops off, in we all go.

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

@WearyWithToil *also sends dog love*

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

Obviously a must-watch on @truenorthtv... if you can. https://t.co/MK5ZpPHRNJ

[True North @truenorthtv]

Swapping dancing shoes for his walking shoes @RevRichardColes explores the splendid @VisitScotland with his beloved #Dachshund Audrey 🐶 on Thursday's #walkswithmydog 9pm More4

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

And I'm still as cute and gorgeous. https://t.co/sejdypkQ1a

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

Mingin' https://t.co/y1O1MNpFLy

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

*it's a big op for a little girl dog isn't it*
*worried face*

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

I'm still here.

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

*stares at H* https://t.co/cMFQXifjkX

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

@MsAlliance One has only to look to see that poor @WillyPongoColes just isn't husband material .

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

I am simply retweeting this for the benefit of *all* humandogs. https://t.co/zz2JAgOqz0

[ashbox @ashbox68]

Sadly the cake is far more attractive https://t.co/bv8zffRV5B

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

@WillyPongoColes should be on the naughty step...

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

After what I've been through, the least I deserve is a diamond collar for #Christmas!

[Rev. Dr. Karyn L. Wiseman @txpreach]

The U.S. Women just got paid 4x *LESS* to win the World Cup than the U.S. Men did to lose in the Round of 16. Seriously! #USA #3stars

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

And then there's #TripeDog2015

[Audrey Coles @AudColes]

Pre-season..?
*old fashioned look*

*thought I may enter*
#TripeDog2016
https://t.co/vtXHeTOhR2

[Schweizermag 🇭🇰 🇨🇭 @Schweizermag]

Ed the Dog is already in pre-season training for Tripe Dog of the Year 2016. When's the official kick-off, @TripeUK?

[Alan Stoob OBE @nazihunteralan]

Tomorrow my novel is out in paperback ("Laugh-out-loud!" - The Times). RT for chance to win one of 3 copies! Alan. http://t.co/vsfhoYb4hg