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[Aud @AudCoolahan]

teenager just told me I “don’t look 25”

what is going on with our perception of age guys

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

@hikingshawty @mafuyuirl Omg relatable I got my phone stolen 1 hour after getting back from a vacation once and lost all the pics (plus more cuz it hadn’t been backed up in like 2 years lol)

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

just got prescribed a light sedative to help with my insomnia #fatm

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

if I were president I would hunt down anyone who did this and imprison them and also hit them in the head with a rock (not too hard tho)

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

on second thought, maybe Millennials don't deserve to own homes

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

there’s a street lamp outside my childhood bedroom and I cried every try night for like a week when the city changed the bulb from warm orange to LED

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

The house in the background of this is on my way home and they took like 5 months to paint that ugly porch maroon and gold lol. Had half painted pillars and a ladder outside for half a year. Saw them painting during a thunderstorm once

[Teo “Instagram” Suzuki @OnlyCosmia]

I know it sounds stupid but no single image has convinced me more that this country has no future than this one

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

try telling that to these heifers. moooooo bitch 🐮

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

In my view, once a woman is over 21, there are only 3 acceptable nail colours:

• pinky nude
• red
• burgundy or wine

I won’t elaborate.

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

why is he looking at me like that

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Nicholas Hoult in newly shared photo. 📸

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

god is a woman and her name is Kirsten Dunst

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

I was really surprised that the state fair crop art didn’t have any pieces related to the genocide in Palestine, usually the crop art gets pretty political??? do u think the state fair censored the entries related to that?

[Gary @plzbepatient]

The song itself isn’t awful but watching them perform is upsetting. I don’t like how they look.

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

men need to banned from girly workout classes fr this class hasn’t even started yet I’m already struggling to breathe bc of the BO from the guy next to me I’m gonna pass out from oxygen deprivation
#misandry

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

I was at a shrek rave and yawned and a man dressed as lord farquad said “uh oh! someone’s yawning, that means they need to be tickled!” and then he tickled me

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

Dog of indomitable hope and optimism:

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

Dr Webber was planning to retire in season 1

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ has been renewed for Season 22.

[Aud @AudCoolahan]

this happened to me once

[sarina @sariverse]

this is what it’s like to sell something on facebook marketplace