Grandma

Audio/techie, recovering warehouse monkey/observational humor

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

There have been reports of drunk toilet paper monkeys stacking under the influence again.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@VerticalHorizon Have fun with Michelle

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@VerticalHorizon Tell Michelle to quit hoarding her CDs.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Grandma is starting to feel better with large doses of pain meds and special needles. No jock strapping or douching needed.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Still taking time off from editing. I’ve been digitizing some little golden read alongs. Just can’t do anything tedious which means project fuzzy blue has to stay on hold.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

I’m not sure how to feel about this fibromyalgia thing.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@VerticalHorizon I am on strike until I get to hear city winery this year. Just stick a mic in front of the PA for the acoustic sets at the very least. Those are special moments we never get here in the Midwest.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

After Outer Reaches Fest in Kansas City, I now know for a fact that main stream corporate rock is bad for my mental health. Butch Walker is a jerk for the record.

[Ignotum Press @IgnotumPress]

@SecretSunBlog I've invented BananaVision. It's a plastic bucket you stick on your head with a picture of Taylor Swift taped inside. It costs $25.95. I predict huge things.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Fancy cat hotel booked and tickets bought for the Negativland road trip.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@negativlandland @Falcon_Worsley @sue_c_cie Will you be at the movie in Kansas City on Sunday? Thanks. Look forward to it.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Grandma is playing murder shows on the screen free audio player for children. It has a 24 hour battery and a night light. As always, kids get the better deal.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Yet another @Negativlandland live stream ruined because of community radio stoners who can’t get their shit together to bring us a decent board feed. Uh, sorry man. 🤷‍♀️

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

I think the WGXC DJs were fooled by the radio edit on the Negativland U2 album. 🤣

[Bananavision @Bananavision]

We used a lot of towels in the flood, but there are still enough left for Towel Week, starting tonight at 7 PM Eastern on the main channel.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@VerticalHorizon I am sad about some things. Not sure who to talk to about it.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

I wish music still brought me the joy that it used to. But now one of my favorite artists is charging for ukulele versions of his songs, and I would like to smash that ukulele over his head.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@nonprofitssay Our’s is outsourced to India.

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

@negativlandland Wow, so many Midwest shows. But I can only pick one because I have an elderly cat at home. 🐱

[Grandma @AudioBananas]

Grandma had to go to the hospital. Facebook thinks I am 50+ because it’s showing me ads for silver singles. My body agrees.