Audrey

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

How does one tell a customer to cut it with the attitude because you’re just doing your job, in a nice, customer service sort of way? Asking for a friend.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

So apparently I can do this so let me know if you want a personal comic book 🤷‍♀️

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: can’t wait to see you again

MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night

[Sam Duran @damsuran]

Do you ever look at someone’s story and be like...
how do you not have covid already?

[CNBC Make It @CNBCMakeIt]

‘Dirty Jobs’ host Mike Rowe: Following your passion ‘rarely works out’ — do this instead. https://t.co/aqx0O7q7Hj

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

Oooooo she so beautiful!

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

I actually enjoy quarantine. I go to work, I come home, and then I get to stay at home and not feel obligated to do things.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

I’ve jumped on the band wagon; I’m making bread.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

Scoop a bit of this, add a bit of that... 😍😍😍

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

My coworkers are the best. We may all be stuck at work through the virus, but hey, at least we like each other.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

Be nice to people. Jeez

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

This is gonna be the year everyone gets super creative sitting at home and we bust out great books, movies, games, etc. I’m speaking it into existence.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

@Hoodrats4Lyfe Okay sooo what’s his name?

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

@Hoodrats4Lyfe Come to Houston ✌️

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

Apparently I got mad at my husband when he tried to kiss me while I was sleeping. I’m sorry, I just like my sleep uninterrupted.. here’s a picture of us happy, me totally not mad like last night.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

In Iowa I thought a 45 minute drive to Davenport was far and required a day trip, now I drive an hour to work every day and it’s normal because it’s Houston.

[Audrey @AudreyAA__]

Me: “are you eating two cups of yogurt?”
Christian: “shhhhhh”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Little spoon / Big spoon role is actually just based on who had a more Difficult day