Audrey Hoffman

The real Coach Hoff💍. 🧒🏻👶🏼🐶🐶 ER DR/Nurse, DNP. 🚑🏥. Always petting dogs🍦.

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

Unless you are clearly bigger and physically strong enough to clamp the defensive end, putting your hands on the DEnd early and holding on for dear life is a bad plan.

Late hands win

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

@ShelbyRoman @CoachHoff_ YES! 🙌🏼 Plus @CoachHoff_ probably needs our collective input.

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

#SupermarketSweep is the passtime I didn’t know I needed

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

Me to my wife: “Sorry I forgot paper towels. You know my memory sucks.”

Also me to my wife: The entire 8 minutes and 30 seconds of American Pie by Don McLean by memory.

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

@CoachHoff_ Obviously having a blast. #sanfranicecreammuseum

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

I don’t know much about college game day, but I do know a side eye when I see one. #cinnamonrolls @CollegeGameDay

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Girls trip 2019 has commenced. #savannahbound #sisters #catchmeatthebeach

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Don’t look at twitter for 2 weeks, open it to this. 🙄🙄 #whoishe #meatsweats #apollo11tho

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

Buzz Aldrin had a heart rate of freaking 88 when leaving the atmosphere to go to the moon.

My heart rate spikes when thinking about burnt ends. #apollo11

Man among boys.

[CNN @CNN]

An animal shelter in Ogden, Utah, says its latest baby bird rescue was delivered by an Uber driver after a man, drinking responsibly, decided he didn't want to risk driving the bird to the shelter himself https://t.co/5deUrAKNyh

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Except for when you get to come home to a hot wife like me. #yourwelcome 💁🏻‍♀️

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

I have a “big day” at work tomorrow and have had a bad few weeks. And all I think about at work is how much I miss coaching ball, working camps, fall camp, my players... big days aren’t quite the same as game days.

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Bones are their money, and so are the worms.

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

The guy said he wanted something spooky

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Thanks coach Bennett @nikerunclub for continually upping my run game😘

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

Love this. College football is more than FBS.

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Thanks @NikeRunning for revolutionizing my running life. #forrealtho

[Andrew Hoffman @Coachhoff_]

hey @AudreyJBarker #blakebortles

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Extra freaked as I just found out mice can swim. 🙅🏻‍♀️ #nope #nothanks #justnonono #nomorepoolforme @CoachHoff_

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Rip tofu #redpanda #henrydoorlyboo 😭

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

Officially want a red panda. #omahazoo

[Audrey Hoffman @AudreyJBarker]

For real. #SharpObjects tho 😳😍 https://t.co/TwvGtOBEYr

[rosie 🕷️✨ @anatomyofafail]

w o r d s #SharpObjects

[Charles Schwab Field Omaha Grounds Crew @cws_groundscrew]

Tarp is off! Sun is out!! It’s going to be a great day for baseball!! ⚾️😎🏆 #CWS