Audrey Layne

An artist that doesn’t make enough time to create. I talk about jam for a living. Happy Doberman mom.

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I have purified myself in Lake Minnetonka.

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I’m gonna be honest. I almost never look at the links people send me.

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Sometimes I’ll just randomly think about Elvis’s Jungle room.

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Last night we watched The Rise of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: Our Brother, Hillel. It was a a good watch. Dark, light, happy, and sad. But.. fun.

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I’m still traumatized by the crazy taxidermy collection I saw at Cabela’s 5 days ago.

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I used to be a night owl. Now I go to bed around 11:30… Except when there’s an F1 race at 2:00 am. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I have completely traded wine for kombucha.

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Etsy randomly lowered my shop rating to 1 star. My average customer’s rating is 5 stars. @Etsy

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It’s currently -21* F, feels like -34. Still dropping. Good night.

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I’ve had some amazing times in Minneapolis, seen many concerts, had great meals, and met cool people.
Never again. #MinneapolisBeforeTimes

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

Governor Tim Walz just now on WCCO

"It's all Trumps fault and we must resist. Take out your phones and record ICE agents."

"Minnesotans believe in the rule of law."

He said that. He didn't ask people to stop obstructing ICE, he didn't try to calm things down.

People, please don't listen to this man. Do not insert yourself into these dangerous situations.

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Minneapolis is fucked. So glad I got out.

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Who makes jam?

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@MikeOSheaPJ Never had it. And only had Starbucks a couple times. Not my thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Who likes Starbucks?

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WHY is there canola oil in almost everything at @AldiUSA ?! This is NOT food! Stop trying to feed us poison.

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I remember when I first heard about Olipop, I definitely could not afford it. Anyway, try the Crisp Apple flavor.

[Steven, Audrey & Luna, Bella💕 @Independent_DIY]

Today we are driving 4 hours round trip to rescue this guy from a family that doesn’t have time for him anymore. Today we are starting our foster family journey. Meet Nitro, the 3 year old Doberman from Iowa. Wish all of us luck!

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So.. @Independent_DIY and I applied to foster a Doberman on #NationalDogDay
We’re gonna be a two-dobie house!

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‘Jokes on Every Wrapper’ …spoiler, it’s Yellow 5. 🫤